im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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