god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm like, not good at living.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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