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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
he fucked my hip out of place.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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