Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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