lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?