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• (907): View more from Alaska

  i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.

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• (510): View more from California

  He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro

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  yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.

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  how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog

  (813): View more from Florida

  I'm afraid to ask what that means

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap

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