porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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