There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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