i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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