oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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