Yo dont text me then not text me
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
do herpes really smell.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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