HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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