You really coming over, don't trick.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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