the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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