Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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