Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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