awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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