I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
should my penis look like a turkey
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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