she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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