I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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