So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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