So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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