True but thats because hes a fetus.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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