so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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