And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
There's even glitter on my cock...
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