bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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