Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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