I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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