at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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