have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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