i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
