I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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