Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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