You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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