Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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