There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i think my cat just said my name.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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