I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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