If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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