Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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