Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
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I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
it glows. i had to have it.
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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