Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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