Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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