is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
that is very illegal...i love you.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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