I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
if only i could text you this smell
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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