I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
She bit a glass in half.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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