He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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