What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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