You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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