I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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