im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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