Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
It's shark week go big or go home
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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