My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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