I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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