my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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