How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We need to rekindle our bromance
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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