people are starting to question the shark bite story
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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