Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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